Halo: Cuteness Evolved
Posted May 18, 2007 by KevinIf you're new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!

This is just wrong, but so awesome. After hearing Shigeru Miyamoto tell people that he could make Halo, but chooses not to, the guys over at Team Xbox decided to examine what the outcome might possibly be if Miyamoto really did make Halo. As if the pictures weren’t already disturbing enough, they went on to layout the plot and character backstories:
Halo: Cuteness Evolved
Halo: Cuteness Evolved is a first-person platformer that takes place on a mysterious gigantic donut-like planet referred as “キノコ王国.” (English: HALO). The planet is inhabited by plant-animal hybrid creatures called “Pikachumin.”
Personally, I think instead of having Toad with a jet pack as “Cortoadna”, they should have had Princess Peach in pink spandex. Although, that would leave us with nobody to save - but that’s beside the point. Master Plumber would be out to save the entire mushroom kingdom in Miyamoto’s game. Besides, don’t even act like you haven’t fantasized about Peach in pink spandex.
Anyway, check out some of the screenshots from their version of the game, and view the full article for even more pictures, characters, and descriptions of the game.
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