Star Wars - A New Halo

If you’re new here, you may want to subscribe to my RSS feed. Thanks for visiting!What if in “A New Hope” the incompetent Stormtroopers were replaced by Spartans from Halo?
Gruesome deaths that’s what!

Check out the lastest hilarious parody from the Escapist here.

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Kung Fu Grip: The Final Final Fantasy

The Fine Bros have now released an epic ‘Final Fantasy” video in our continuing action figure series at The Escapist.
Faced with the final conflict, the heroes of Final Fantasy fight the final battle against their final foes. Finally…

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Seems The Gears Have Rusted, “Snake’s Final Mission.”

Metal Gear Solid 4 was released last week to universal acclaim. Solid Snake’s final mission was a success. Benny & Rafi Fine of RavenStake.com took this into account and present a new episode in the wildly popular Kung-Fu Grip entitled “Metal Gear Solid: Snake’s Final Days” on The Escapist.
Snake has cancer and thus begins his […]

Maybe Rock Band Really Can Make You A Drummer For Real?

People say that playing drums in Rock Band is pretty close to the real thing. But is it really? Kevin Pereira from G4 recently got to chill with Coheed and Cambria, who have one of their songs “Welcome Home” featured in Rock Band.
After talking some trash to the band’s drummer, they let Pereira […]

Wii Lives Up To Its Name

It probably looked something like this.
IGN posted a funny story today that I thought I’d share. Actually, it was just an excuse to make one of those annoying ‘Calvin pees on something’ pictures, but it’s funny regardless.
From IGN:
UK, January 3, 2008 - Everyone’s favourite piece of London flotsam - free commuter […]

Gamers! Tonight We Dine In Hell!!!

There’s something hilarious about a game that is designed to do nothing more than taunt, harass, and utterly piss off anyone playing it. With the combination of annoying old school action game music, cheap tricks, and traps designed to screw over anyone with basic gaming instincts, this game has it all. I’m pretty […]

Worst. Christmas. Ev–, Well, You Know.

Since tomorrow’s December 1st, and the Christmas blitz started about a minute after the Thanksgiving turkey was carved, I dug up an old relic to make everyone feel better about their holidays. Watch the commercial above. Can you imagine waking up on Christmas morning, running downstairs, and finding an oddly-shaped midget dressed as […]

Assassin’s Creed Alternatives

The reviews are starting to come in on the uber-hyped Assassin’s Creed (did I really just watch a South Park episode that only took breaks to show Assassin’s Creed commercials?), and the consensus is that it’s totally…well, you know…fine. Many of the complaints ( IGN, 1up) cite the repetition of intelligence gathering and […]

Do The Mario!

With the release of Super Mario Galaxy this week, I thought I’d put up my favorite Mario video ever. These are the closing credits from the Super Mario Brothers Super Show back in ‘89, which featured live action segments with Capt. Lou Albano as Mario. The best part of this video is at the […]

The Lost Nintendo Sex Ed. Tape

There’s no way this is real, but I still got a few laughs from it. According to the youtube page, someone’s grandpa who works for the American Board of Education found it in the attic. Either way, does watching Princess Peach’s chest expand to the sound of old school Mario sound effects ever […]

Zero Punctuation on Orange Box

Before I say anything else, you NEED to go buy The Orange Box. I don’t care whether you get the boxed copy from EB (although I’ve been hearing some backlash around the community over the box art; I don’t think it’s that bad) or you get it from Steam. BUY IT. Anyway, here’s another installment […]

Zero Punctuation does Halo 3

I have posted in a while, and it was about Halo 3 last time, too. Last time, I promise. Anyway, if you haven’t yet, you NEED to check out this guy’s work here. This is his latest video, but he’s got about 10 more. Every video absolutely skewers the game in question. If you don’t […]

We only have to kill 65,340,285 boars…

We’ve all seen that episode of South Park where the “hardcore” gamer is seen in a very satirical manner, as having no life. The episode finds its hook in the fact that in order to compete with him, the boys have to abandon their own lives. One of the hottest debates over MMO gaming in […]

So THAT’S how he does it…

You know, I’ve always wondered how exactly he got by without actually speaking.

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Top 10 Worst Fighting Games

The guys over at Screwattack have come up with a list of the 10 Worst Fighting Games. I can’t say I’ve played all of them, especially the one for the Jaguar (who can blame me?), but I can’t argue with the others. Although, I must admit, as a kid I also thought Pit Fighter was […]