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Hey, guys! Today, June 11th, is Sarcastic Gamer’s first birthday. To commemorate this, Jeromy “Doc” Adams (How You Killed Your Brand, Ring of Fire, Hey Mr. Thompson) has released a new parody music video based on Nintendo’s […]

Maybe Rock Band Really Can Make You A Drummer For Real?

People say that playing drums in Rock Band is pretty close to the real thing. But is it really? Kevin Pereira from G4 recently got to chill with Coheed and Cambria, who have one of their songs “Welcome Home” featured in Rock Band.
After talking some trash to the band’s drummer, they let Pereira […]

McFarlane Halo 3 Series 1 Action Figures

The first series of McFarlane Halo toys arrived in stores today. Included in the first series is Master Chief, Cortana, Brute Chieftan, Grunt (2 color variations), Jackal Sniper, and Spartan Soldier. The Spartan Soldier will be available in seven different versions, but hardcore collectors will have to do some hunting to collect them all. […]

I Hate 9-Year-Olds.

Okay, so I know I’ve posted my fair share of Guitar Hero III stuff (and Dragonforce in particular, those bastards), but I couldn’t resist this one. Above is a 9-year-old who most likely doesn’t have any friends. Not because he plays Guitar Hero III, but because accomplishing what he does requires that you sit […]

Ghostbusters Gameplay Footage Already??

Well, that didn’t take long. G4’s The Feed has revealed gameplay footage of Ghostbusters! Just to hear those proton packs fire up and see the iconic scenes played out in beautiful video is enough to make you slime yourself.
Vivendi also put up a teaser trailer for the game. (embedded courtesy of […]

But Is Ernie Hudson On Board?

Game Informer just dropped a nerd bomb on gamers and Ghostbusters fans alike.
Here’s what they say:
Harold Ramis, Bill Murray and Dan Aykroyd are getting back together and revisiting their roles to make a sequel to Ghostbusters 1 and 2 – in video-game form, and we’ve got the first details. Both Aykroyd and […]

Street Fighter 4 Officially Announced

Somewhere in the back of our minds, we all knew it was going to happen. Courtesy of Game Videos, I give you the teaser trailer for Street Fighter 4. I actually haven’t played Street Fighter since it came out for the SNES. I remember breaking a hole in the wall because Ken was such a […]

Have Your Wii Cake And Eat It Too

If there’s one thing I think gamers can all agree on, it’s that we love video game themed cakes. The problem with a lot of the cakes you see though, is that they aren’t actually edible. Cake designers use all sorts of weird things to get their frosting to stay in place, and […]

OH EM GEE!! A Real Life Warthog

This video surfaced today of what appears to be a real, breathing, warthog vehicle. The accents lead me to believe this was shot in New Zealand. Speculation on other sites is that it’s a prop for the Halo film which was being produced in part by Peter Jackson - hence the New Zealand […]

eBoobs! Mass Effect To Feature Sex And Breast Nudity

As if Mass Effect didn’t already have enough reasons to attract droves and droves of geeks …
RPG? Check. Science Fiction setting? Check. Developed by Bioware? Check.
Well, now you can chalk up a few more reasons. Our friends at Pro-G (okay, we don’t really have any friends at Pro-G … at least, none […]

Will Wright Opens Up About Spore

Now that EA has announced a March 2008 release date for Spore, Will Wright seems to be getting more and more generous with new details about the game. In this latest interview with Game Head, he tells them that the game is entirely playable, and they are now testing it, and making it more […]

Quiltbert

You know one good thing about old school games? They all had such crappy graphics that it’s easy to duplicate them with random arts and crafts using things like legos, paper, and yarn. Thanks to the internets, we now have one more thing craft to add to the collective video game arts and […]

Top 25 Sexiest Video Game Girls of All Time

Several days ago, I had a debate with a friend over why some men decide to play female characters in games like WoW and other MMORPG’s. As a card carrying member of the “guys who play a female character in WoW” club, my conclusion was simple; the majority of males who choose to play […]

So THAT’S how he does it…

You know, I’ve always wondered how exactly he got by without actually speaking.

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Diablo: The Movie

Over on BlizzPlanet, they have revealed that Legendary Pictures (the same people who brought you 300, and are also working on a World of Warcraft film) is now listing “Diablo” in the “Under Development” section. Considering the lore behind Diablo, and the multiple novels that have been written in the Diablo universe, a movie […]