Zero Punctuation on Orange Box

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Before I say anything else, you NEED to go buy The Orange Box. I don’t care whether you get the boxed copy from EB (although I’ve been hearing some backlash around the community over the box art; I don’t […]

Street Fighter 4 Officially Announced

Somewhere in the back of our minds, we all knew it was going to happen. Courtesy of Game Videos, I give you the teaser trailer for Street Fighter 4. I actually haven’t played Street Fighter since it came out for the SNES. I remember breaking a hole in the wall because Ken was such a […]

Official Super Mario Galaxy US Trailer

Nintendo has finally released the official trailer for Super Mario Galaxy - complete with random shots of people playing the game in their living room, showing us all how much fun they’re having. I’m just glad to finally see a game worth buying that isn’t another collection of party games.

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Sonic Joins the Smash Brawl!

I was starting to think Nintendo was running out of characters to fit into Smash Bros. Brawl. Then I saw this video.

Now, as bad ass as they try to make Sonic in this video, any and all coolness is lost in the decision to make him sound like Fry from Futurama.

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Zero Punctuation does Halo 3

I have posted in a while, and it was about Halo 3 last time, too. Last time, I promise. Anyway, if you haven’t yet, you NEED to check out this guy’s work here. This is his latest video, but he’s got about 10 more. Every video absolutely skewers the game in question. If you don’t […]

Guitar Hero III: Good F*ckin’ Luck!

There’s a run through of a new song on Guitar Hero III that will make most people want to pack up their plastic guitars and cry in a corner somewhere. The song is called “Through the Fire and Flames” (which automatically makes it the best song ever) and it is pure GH insanity. Wrap your […]

Insomniac Loves Them Some SIXAXIS

Ratchet & Clank Future: Tools of Destruction might be the first game that really makes me wish I had a PS3. Insomniac seems to understand how the SIXAXIS controller should be used in a game - to enhance certain aspects, and not replace the entire control scheme. I’ve always loved the variety of […]

Call of Duty 4 “Last Stand” Video

This is officially more than I have ever talked about Call of Duty. I don’t know what it is about this new one that has me so excited, but I digress. Gamevideos recently posted this new video showing gameplay entitled “Last Stand.” I haven’t seen anything else about this yet, but from the video, it […]

Call of Duty 4 Pre-Alpha Gameplay

GameVideos.com has a new vid up showing some pre-alpha gameplay for Call of Duty 4. The game has a new modern setting, which I must say I’m excited for. I got pretty burned out on all the World War II shooters that have been coming down the pike in the last few years. And, yeah, […]

Halo 3 - Society of the Ancients

In their latest episode of viral marketing, Microsoft has released a new video of a couple activists out on the street telling people about “Society of the Ancients”. But who are the Ancients? Taken from the website:
Well, the truth is that we don’t know. There’s plenty of speculation out there that aliens […]

Top 10 Worst Fighting Games

The guys over at Screwattack have come up with a list of the 10 Worst Fighting Games. I can’t say I’ve played all of them, especially the one for the Jaguar (who can blame me?), but I can’t argue with the others. Although, I must admit, as a kid I also thought Pit Fighter was […]

Soul Calibur 4 Teased

Earlier today 1up posted the first teaser trailer for Soul Calibur 4. I gotta say, it looks pretty slick, except for the fact that there’s not really any animation in it, at least as far as the actual characters go. But maybe that’s a good thing, considering Ivy’s, um, assets. This REALLY gives the word […]

BlizzCon 2007 - Murloc Suit FTW!

As if playing Starcraft II isn’t enough of a reason to attend this year’s BlizzCon (hey, we all know that’s what the beta key will be for), Blizzard is also going to be handing out a murloc suit for your favorite WoW character. I love how its all sewn together, and how he carries […]

Umbrella Chronicles Trailer

I hate to bump a picture of Swayze further down the page, but there’s a trailer out for Resident Evil: Umbrella Chronicles, coming to the Wii later this year. My favorite part is the text “Take Aim at the Shroud of Lies!”� followed by a crow getting blasted out of the sky. Because we all […]

The Minibosses

I, much like Kevin, seem to be on the tail end of a lot of things that get passed around the internet. Earlier tonight, while over at GameVideos.com, I came across a kick-ass Phoenix band called The Minibosses. What makes these guys just so bad-ass is the fact that their entire catalog of […]